Oops, was that supposed to be:
“Hit us peeps assed rail ya in?”
“Addle-pated braille eon?”
However you “speak Australian”, choose Fosters. Because it’s the kind of beer that can be improved by anything. Even peeps.
I mean, “This is the kind of beer that people who eat peeps would want to drink. with peeps. or something.”
Someone stop me before I get pwned by some big people.